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Mr. Sulu is set to kill. :-D



I wish I could have seen the expression on the player's face when he saw this clip.

I do hope that this is a rather dry piss-take, but after watching all of it, I start to fear that these people are actually serious.
( Why did I not buy that t-shirt earlier? )

Now, here's the other side to the argument and I have no idea why I did not repost this ages ago, for Marcus Brigstocke is great, very great. And I should know. I already said so in 1996. ;-P

Because, well, it just does.
Good thing it also produces very entertaining videos.
So here it is:
John Safran tries to join the KKK


Oh, Mr. Safran is jewish. Did I forget to mention that?
Man, that Grand Dragon does not look happy. ;-)

After that parody of "Edward Scissorhands", please stay tuned:

Yanked from "Fundies say the darndest things" (Thank you, nekokage)



This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

The Prince of Pain, GameTalk [Comments (234)] [2007-Jan-01]

There are of course only very few topics of conversation when it comes to graffitti in public men's rooms. Most popular is of course an offer of sexual favours, more often than not combined with the phone number of the supposed cunning linguist, sodomite or handyman. What I never got is why these people don't just stay in the bathroom and ask in person. It's simple.
"Hey there, big boy, would you like me to suck you off when your finished peeing? No, don't worry, I like them dirty."
or
*knock, knock* "Oi! Are you constipated? Why don't you just let me in and I'll take care of that?"
Much more satisfying and you'd also save lots in phone charges. But no, of course not, silly idea. Much better to have these subtle poems and messages on the walls.

Another popular subject is the insulting and counter-insulting of certain social groups, preferably Turks against Arabs, St. Pauli vs. Bayern Munich or Nazis against everybody else. And once again, this mostly happens along very clear and not very creative lines. Unless of course you visit a toilet that has in the past been used by individuals of great moral indignation and limited spelling proficiency.

Recently I came across a graffitto of somebody venting his displeasure about some right-wing messages. Now, what he meant to say was:
"MÖGEST DU ALL DIE QUALEN DER JUDEN ERLEIDEN!" ("May you suffer all the torments of the Jews")

Meant to, for his outrage made him unconcentrated and so what it actually says on the wall is:

"MÖGEST DU ALL DIE QUALLEN DER JUDEN ERLEIDEN!"
Which translates to "May you suffer all the jellyfish of the Jews!". Do not underestimate the wrath of marine biologists.

Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

On a similar subject, I did not notice till today that Charles Manson is actually singing "Helter Skelter" right in the middle of Skinny Puppy's "Worlock". That's why listening to KiEw and Feindflug is dangerous for me: I just sit there and try to figure out where the samples are from. :-)

...and I wasn't even affected by the London tube strike.
http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/index.htm
(not really safe for work. Well, the pictures are, but the music includes naughty words)

Very, very funny.

From http://www.thestage.co.uk/hamlet

The link has since expired

"Watch!"

"Vampire's kisses make you erotic."

Get more at http://www.drive-in-cartoons.de/gruftschlampe"