I was bad. Somebody spank me
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In August, I stopped galaxy_girl00 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I rescued
wuseldinx from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Yesterday, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-930 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
von_geisterhand
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Date: 2005-12-07 11:57 pm (UTC)Get over here!....
Don't you run from me!!!!
*grabs you, pulls your pants down and puts you over her knee*
How many you think you deserve? *evil grin*
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Date: 2005-12-08 12:26 am (UTC)Let's start easy with 10 and see where that takes us. >8-)
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Date: 2005-12-08 04:35 pm (UTC)How was that?
Was it as good for you as it was for me? ;P
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Date: 2005-12-08 10:50 am (UTC)Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In March, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In December, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
(http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=darklela)darklela (http://livejournal.com/~darklela) (65 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I stopped
(http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=legalguardian)legalguardian (http://livejournal.com/~legalguardian) from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I sacrificed
(http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=bombe)bombe (http://livejournal.com/~bombe) to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (825 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Barashkukor
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