If you ever decide to play the "Withnail & I"-drinking game

I'd like some photographic evidence.
Here is what you will have to imbibe (according to Wikipedia):

nine and a half glasses of red wine,
half a pint of cider,
one shot of lighter fluid (vinegar or overproof rum are common substitutes),
two and a half shots of gin,
six glasses of sherry,
thirteen glasses of whisky
half a pint of ale
one Camberwell carrot

This is just for Withnail, mind. Add a few more if you are trying to drink for everybody.