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von_geisterhandI ate a wonderful vegan bagel yesterday, complete with a large helping of bean sprouts. Today, my faeces are....
*looks at you long and hard*
You are a bit of a weirdo, eh?
Well, my faeces are mushy and smelly. But I mean, what do you expect? I have been eating a lot of greens yesterday. Bean sprouts do that, even when they are not covered in EHEC. Other than that I feel fine.
By the way, I had this thought that you could install a small sensor and some scales inside your toilet bowl and then set it up in a way that it twitters the size, dimensions and, if technically possible, consistency of your "business".
That way the accusation that you really twitter all sorts of shit would be justified.
Wer das hier liest, ist doof. Und hat selber Schuld. XP
I may well post an off-colour joke my brother told me recently here soon.
*looks at you long and hard*
You are a bit of a weirdo, eh?
Well, my faeces are mushy and smelly. But I mean, what do you expect? I have been eating a lot of greens yesterday. Bean sprouts do that, even when they are not covered in EHEC. Other than that I feel fine.
By the way, I had this thought that you could install a small sensor and some scales inside your toilet bowl and then set it up in a way that it twitters the size, dimensions and, if technically possible, consistency of your "business".
That way the accusation that you really twitter all sorts of shit would be justified.
Wer das hier liest, ist doof. Und hat selber Schuld. XP
I may well post an off-colour joke my brother told me recently here soon.
