Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In August, I stopped galaxy_girl00 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I rescued wuseldinx from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Yesterday, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-930 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, von_geisterhand
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